Ruby: I'm getting a boob job

Fuckwit: I don't agree with that at all. You should be happy with your body

R: Well I'm not. I have no breasts

F: Well we're all different. You should be happy with your boobs no matter what their size

R: What about a cancer patient who has both breasts removed. Can they get a boob job?

F: Oh yes, that's totally different

R: Why?

F: Because they have no breasts

R: Yeah...and neither do I

F: .....


Fuckwit.

Countdown

The surgery is scheduled.

On the 19th of July at 6 am I will be generally anethestised at Cabrini hospital to undergo breast augmentation surgery. Two cohesive silicone gel implants will be inserted above the chest muscle via a 4 cm long periareolar incision. The final result should see me rise from a AA cup to a large C/small D cup.

I started this post hours ago but have been sidetracked looking at photos of boobs gone wrong. I'll update over the next few days with info why/what/how.

Also, I'll need you to get ready for some serious booby viewing. I'll be posting a lot of photos of 'after' shots and want to get a opinion on whether they look natural or not.

Stay tuned!


56 days to go

Welcome

First stop: my plastic surgeon tomorrow morning. Update to follow shortly after.

Do we want photos?